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If you havin' girl problems I feel bad for ya ma'am

I got a CuriousCat, ask me questions goddamn

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I've created a collection on Observable with all of my Mastodon tools, in case you want them all in one place!! :heart_parrot:

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:heart_parrot: HELLO AGAIN!! :heart_parrot:

I've made a really simple tool for searching your outbox.json (Mastodon archive) file. It's all browser-based and all data stays on your computer β€” it's not uploaded to the cloud!

There's lots of room for additional features so feel free to suggest some! πŸ’š

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, tho I don't think I ever wrote an actual post on this instance; here we go.

Hiyeeeee~~~! πŸ’š I'm Andi, I'm a London-based enby computer-y person who does a lot of data viz and Star Trek shitposting. I do photo at London's longest-running trans night, The Way Out Club, and am working on a book.

I'm also at:

- Instagram:
- GitHub:
- Web:
- Photo stuff:

18+ only pls! πŸ”ž

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It's late and I see storm clouds on the horizon. See y'all in 48 hours... 😘

there’s a couple next to us in the movie theatre, waiting to see the joker, loudly renegotiating the boundaries of their polyamory, and also talking about shaving pubes, and also talking about deep throating

Star Trek, butt stuff 

UK, renewable energy, + 

Star Trek, butt stuff 

Alex Trebek: 'So, Thomas, it says here that you uh... have a moderate following on an obscure social network, can you tell us a little more about that?'

Me, leaning all the way forward, putting the microphone into my mouth entirely: 'NO'

let's try a slightly harder "match the percentages" poll

When you read the above, do you read it:

(Only one of these is correct)

Alex Trebek: Andi, I'd like to remind you that you have to give your responses in the form of a question, that you have to successfully buzz in and be called on before giving your responses, and that you have to actually be invited onto the show by the producers in order to participate. ... Security?

Player A: I'll take Hotdogs for 500, Alex.
Alex: This variety of...
Alex: You need to buzz in first, Andi
Me: ... ... ...Why?

Answering questions in the form of a dessert?

That's J-e-l-l-o-pardy.

Hot singles has something to do with grilled cheese, right? I've never looked into it, I can already fry myself a mean gri-chee πŸ’ͺ

I'd be awesome at Jeopardy, I can scream out answers faster than anyone!!

I'll go as far as to say that Facebook, as a whole, is a threat to humanity.
Facebook can do irreversible damage to our Psyche, Society, Social Constructs, Behaviour and Mental health.

This "Company" needs to be regulated and crippled as much as possible. They are greedy and will stop at nothing until they have consumed and monetized us all, entirely. #deletefacebook

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This is the personal instance of Andi N. Fiziks. Love me or hate me it's still an obsession 😘