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I've created a collection on Observable with all of my Mastodon tools, in case you want them all in one place!! :heart_parrot:

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:heart_parrot: HELLO AGAIN!! :heart_parrot:

I've made a really simple tool for searching your outbox.json (Mastodon archive) file. It's all browser-based and all data stays on your computer β€” it's not uploaded to the cloud!

There's lots of room for additional features so feel free to suggest some! πŸ’š

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, tho I don't think I ever wrote an actual post on this instance; here we go.

Hiyeeeee~~~! πŸ’š I'm Andi, I'm a London-based enby computer-y person who does a lot of data viz and Star Trek shitposting. I do photo at London's longest-running trans night, The Way Out Club, and am working on a book.

I'm also at:

- Instagram:
- GitHub:
- Web:
- Photo stuff:

18+ only pls! πŸ”ž

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And this is why we learn the difference between "your" and "you're"...


@andi "thank you for the opportunity to disappoint you"

Fallout New Vegas is realistic because I can have a party of only gays

I'm really sitting with my dick and balls . I'm trying to grapple with my dick and balls

i'm writing in the guy who threw a shoe at george w bush for president in november

Yeah I love FOSS


@andi you: "....CAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAARRRRLLLL!"

Her: "That is not my name, you know this"

Me, in faux French accent: "But I am le tired... Okay so have le nap, THEN FIRE ZEE MISSILES!"

Girlfriend: *blank expression*

Me, very Strongbad voice: "Uh... The system... Is down... The system... Is down..."

Girlfriend: *blank expression intensifies*

Me, desperate: "Here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little llama..."

Girlfriend: *she's already left the room at this point*

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I feel so sorry for my decade-younger Polish girlfriend, I'll start randomly quoting awful mid-naughts Dadaist internet humour at her and then realise that she was like 4 when it came out.

pouring out a little snifter of gfuel to accompany my habitual jug of huel. some uppers with my downers

"What do we want...?!"
"...And when do we want it...??"

re: Pun meta 

@andi @Garrison i'd love to hear more, keep me in the loop

Me hooping and being horribly arhythmic 

Ch-ch-ch-ch-check this out

Ukpol, COVID 

Aw yyyeah deep in my overdraft aww yea don't give a shit because they're gonna lockdown again anyway

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Nuklear Family

This is the personal instance of Andi N. Fiziks. Love me or hate me it's still an obsession 😘