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I've created a collection on Observable with all of my Mastodon tools, in case you want them all in one place!! :heart_parrot:

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:heart_parrot: HELLO AGAIN!! :heart_parrot:

I've made a really simple tool for searching your outbox.json (Mastodon archive) file. It's all browser-based and all data stays on your computer โ€” it's not uploaded to the cloud!

There's lots of room for additional features so feel free to suggest some! ๐Ÿ’š

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, tho I don't think I ever wrote an actual post on this instance; here we go.

Hiyeeeee~~~! ๐Ÿ’š I'm Andi, I'm a London-based enby computer-y person who does a lot of data viz and Star Trek shitposting. I do photo at London's longest-running trans night, The Way Out Club, and am working on a book.

I'm also at:

- Instagram:
- GitHub:
- Web:
- Photo stuff:

18+ only pls! ๐Ÿ”ž

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"No skin off my nose" idiom 

@andi :ohno: oh nose

Alc mention 

Me: "I don't need to drink less"

*is shown the last half hour of tooting*

Me: "I need to drink less."

"No skin off my nose" idiom 


funko seems to be running out of ideas for their hideous dolls

this one is a McDonald's chicken nugget that is also a tennis player? i don't know okay



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Some people just aren't conventionally attractive ... and that's okay!

But making fun of people's appearances when they do something you dislike or downright evil tells the world that you think that beauty is good and ugly is evil. Stop that.

Well this week is already starting well โ˜บ๏ธ

๐˜ˆ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ ๐˜ต๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ท๐˜ฐ๐˜ต๐˜ฆ, ๐˜ญ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ด ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ข๐˜ด,
๐˜˜๐˜ถรฆ ๐˜ด๐˜ถ๐˜ฃ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ง๐˜ช๐˜จ๐˜ถ๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ท๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ญ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ข๐˜ด;
๐˜›๐˜ช๐˜ฃ๐˜ช ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ ๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ถ๐˜ฎ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ๐˜ต๐˜ถ๐˜ฎ ๐˜ด๐˜ถ๐˜ฃ๐˜ซ๐˜ช๐˜ค๐˜ช๐˜ต,
๐˜˜๐˜ถ๐˜ช๐˜ข ๐˜ต๐˜ฆ ๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฑ๐˜ญ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ด ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ๐˜ต๐˜ถ๐˜ฎ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ง๐˜ช๐˜ค๐˜ช๐˜ต.

๐—ข๐—จ๐—ฅ ๐—š๐—ข๐—— ๐—œ๐—ฆ ๐—” ๐—š๐—ฅ๐—˜๐—”๐—ง ๐—•๐—œ๐—š ๐—š๐—ข๐——!
๐—ข๐—จ๐—ฅ ๐—š๐—ข๐—— ๐—œ๐—ฆ ๐—” ๐—š๐—ฅ๐—˜๐—”๐—ง ๐—•๐—œ๐—š ๐—š๐—ข๐——!
๐—ข๐—จ๐—ฅ ๐—š๐—ข๐—— ๐—œ๐—ฆ ๐—” ๐—š๐—ฅ๐—˜๐—”๐—ง ๐—•๐—œ๐—š ๐—š๐—ข๐——!
๐—”๐—ก๐—— ๐—›๐—˜ ๐—›๐—ข๐—Ÿ๐——๐—ฆ ๐—จ๐—ฆ ๐—œ๐—ก ๐—›๐—œ๐—ฆ ๐—›๐—”๐—ก๐——๐—ฆ

Mask selfie, eye contact 

This is from last week, love how it turned out tho... โ˜บ๏ธ

Once, at church camp, they had this very in depth larp thing where you had to hide from Romans and try to find the church. There was also a false church and the only way you could tell was the wording of "in the beginning there was god" passage but it didn't have the bit about them being of the same substance or whatever (it was a Mormon translation). If you went to the false church you were "safe" in the game but lost after (went to hell). Anyway that's all you need to know about how protestants feel about the bible

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Nuklear Family

This is the personal instance of Andi N. Fiziks. Love me or hate me it's still an obsession ๐Ÿ˜˜