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:heart_parrot: HELLO AGAIN!! :heart_parrot:

I've made a really simple tool for searching your outbox.json (Mastodon archive) file. It's all browser-based and all data stays on your computer β€” it's not uploaded to the cloud!

There's lots of room for additional features so feel free to suggest some! πŸ’š

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What have I been doing all night?

Writing a tool that allows you to turn literally any .png into a party parrot animated png, naturally.

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, tho I don't think I ever wrote an actual post on this instance; here we go.

Hiyeeeee~~~! πŸ’š I'm Andi, I'm a London-based enby computer-y person who does a lot of data viz and Star Trek shitposting. I do photo at London's longest-running trans night, The Way Out Club, and am working on a book.

I'm also at:

- Instagram:
- GitHub:
- Web:
- Photo stuff:

18+ only pls! πŸ”ž

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Capitalism is a life-long process whereby you exchange comfort for letting your dreams die.

Oh yes I totally want to spend all day tagging IAM users, said nobody ever.

I'm really not as miserable as I come across literally all the time, promise. πŸ’š

Welp, my day just got very fucked up. Maybe I'll use the free time to improve my Masto archive browser...

If you’re one of the people who fix wooden pipes while sleepwalking, but you opt not to brag about it ... you’re a humbler lumber slumber plumber

Some days you bite the dog.

This is not one of those days.

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home improvement is an eternal monument to how not ok the cishets are

I think I might just cut a bitch if I read *one more damn 'roses are red' poem*

unghhh why did I agree to meet up with a guy after this meetup? Is it too late to cancel???

Roses are red
Violets are not
Boost my selfies cause
I'm super fucking hot

The best Mastodon meme was when we told each other how much we loved and cared for one another

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Nuklear Family

This is the personal instance of Andi N. Fiziks. Love me or hate me it's still an obsession 😘