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I've created a collection on Observable with all of my Mastodon tools, in case you want them all in one place!! :heart_parrot:

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:heart_parrot: HELLO AGAIN!! :heart_parrot:

I've made a really simple tool for searching your outbox.json (Mastodon archive) file. It's all browser-based and all data stays on your computer β€” it's not uploaded to the cloud!

There's lots of room for additional features so feel free to suggest some! πŸ’š

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, tho I don't think I ever wrote an actual post on this instance; here we go.

Hiyeeeee~~~! πŸ’š I'm Andi, I'm a London-based enby computer-y person who does a lot of data viz and Star Trek shitposting. I do photo at London's longest-running trans night, The Way Out Club, and am working on a book.

I'm also at:

- Instagram:
- GitHub:
- Web:
- Photo stuff:

18+ only pls! πŸ”ž

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i stand by my belief that a lot of internet culture is people on drugs trying to pretend they're not.

five years after mastodon ends i get a notification on discord 2. it's a pm from ponyboy_30000:

omg triz is that you? it's me, crublord69 from knzk! you totally called it, i'm trans and a brony now. anyway how's things?

i reply "haha hell yeah" and accept the friend request. i have no idea who they are. i close the chat window and yell out the screen door to my two terrible children, robitha and jeeeves, to come inside for dinner before the lava rains start. president reportoftheweek is on tv

itd actually be the least ludicrous thing of the past few months if there was actually a hyper-formalized worldwide assassin's guild with byzantine rules operating in secrecy in the halls of the rich and powerful

It's rare that I go to a tooter and read the first 10 toots of xyr profile and am like "Yeah these are all gold."

Weird media-y gendershits 

God I hate the headshot work has of me, it makes me feel ludicrously dysmorphic every time I see it. I'm going to waste like 2h of dev time tomorrow shooting a proper one, by myself, because fuck if I'm going to keep being portrayed that masculinely in my professional life.

Edit1: I think I meant dysphoric
Edit 2: Nope I actually meant dysmorphic, my headshot legit makes me feel dysmorphic.

@vyr i tihnk you misunderstand the purpose of bikeshedding

@starwall @DeltaFlood @CornishRepublicanArmy @andi
Back of the envelope says yes.

Total output of the Oklo reactor was about 4.7e17J, assume that all went into boiling water at 40.65kJ/mol so it boiled 1e13mols =2e11kg water, or about 1.4e-10 times total amount of water on the planet.

You contain about 40l of water, so the same proportion would be about 6 micrograms of Oklo water in your body.

Who the fuck is still doing Don't Rush challenges in JULY?!

Me, talking to my partner about how semantic-ui-react is shit: "Yeah, sorry, I guess that's my fault for assuming something from before 2016 would be good in 2020..."

Partner: "What the hell happened in 2016?"

Me: "Everything changed. JavaScript changed. The world changed..."

Her: "The Fire Nation invaded."

Me: "Yes."

bullying the us army esports twitter is praxis

i randomly found this thing that i apparently made about @andi at one point in my "stuff" folder and idk, i think it's worth sharing again. even though i have no recollection of the context.

@andi "The SET-C report highlights how far the UK is trailing behind other countries in terms of policy implementation and wearing face coverings. In late April uptake in the UK was around 25%, compared to 83.4% in Italy, 65.8% in the United States and 63.8% in Spain. All countries, that like the UK, do not have an established culture of face mask wearing, but did have clearly mandated policies.""

edibles are for children, by the time you're about 10 or 11 you should really be smoking weed

oral sex :boost_ok: 

Any tips on how to do deapthroat with people with long penises without hurting the throat ?

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This is the personal instance of Andi N. Fiziks. Love me or hate me it's still an obsession 😘