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I've created a collection on Observable with all of my Mastodon tools, in case you want them all in one place!! :heart_parrot:

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:heart_parrot: HELLO AGAIN!! :heart_parrot:

I've made a really simple tool for searching your outbox.json (Mastodon archive) file. It's all browser-based and all data stays on your computer β€” it's not uploaded to the cloud!

There's lots of room for additional features so feel free to suggest some! πŸ’š

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, tho I don't think I ever wrote an actual post on this instance; here we go.

Hiyeeeee~~~! πŸ’š I'm Andi, I'm a London-based enby computer-y person who does a lot of data viz and Star Trek shitposting. I do photo at London's longest-running trans night, The Way Out Club, and am working on a book.

I'm also at:

- Instagram:
- GitHub:
- Web:
- Photo stuff:

18+ only pls! πŸ”ž

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Addendum: one of your groups is called "NIGHTKREW: WHO STILL UP??"

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That feeling when you realise you're the only person in all of your WhatsApp groups who's still awake.

Personal news, continuing as a thread for god knows what reason 

Oh btw I'm pretty sure I'm going to start transitioning by the end of the year because coming out to my family was like *the worst* but I did it and it feels like nothing's really stopping me now...? πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

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Selfies from Saturday, eye contact, kinda lewd 

Also be gentle about my contouring, I'm rrrrreally low on product rn πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜¬πŸ˜¬πŸ˜­

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Selfies from Saturday, eye contact, kinda lewd 

Oh shit didn't I post these from Saturday?? Whups sorry lol

Like dang I'm kinda hot sometimes πŸ˜…

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self-care, mh++, no makeup selfie, eye contact 

Eh fine okay selfies??

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self-care, mh (++) much swearing 

Fuck YEAH I had a good self-care night tonight.

1. Washed hair β€” done! Feels fuckin' LUSH and GORGEOUS πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

2. Epilated legs β€” smooth as fuckin' *butter*, darlins!! πŸ‘―β€β™€οΈ

3. Did nails β€” back on my gel nail bullshit, did neon yellow-green for allllllll my nails. Matches my new bra and panty set, of which I bought 3 because they're hot as fuck. Aw yiss πŸ’š

This week has been a total sack of shit but whatever, I'm here to totally kill the next few days because fuck 2020

I kinda wish my Mom followed me on Mastodon, she might try sending me fewer biblically-oriented self-help books lmao

@andi he thought it would be hilarious.

god is a dick.

"Hi God, it's me Andi again...

Sorry to bother you, and I know you have infinite wisdom and work in mysterious ways, but...

Why all the body hair?


star trek but there's no captain and everybody just hangs out

noise levels are 69% and rising

(69%) β– β– β– β– β– β– β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘

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This is the personal instance of Andi N. Fiziks. Love me or hate me it's still an obsession 😘