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If you havin' girl problems I feel bad for ya ma'am

I got a CuriousCat, ask me questions goddamn

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I've created a collection on Observable with all of my Mastodon tools, in case you want them all in one place!! :heart_parrot:

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:heart_parrot: HELLO AGAIN!! :heart_parrot:

I've made a really simple tool for searching your outbox.json (Mastodon archive) file. It's all browser-based and all data stays on your computer β€” it's not uploaded to the cloud!

There's lots of room for additional features so feel free to suggest some! πŸ’š

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, tho I don't think I ever wrote an actual post on this instance; here we go.

Hiyeeeee~~~! πŸ’š I'm Andi, I'm a London-based enby computer-y person who does a lot of data viz and Star Trek shitposting. I do photo at London's longest-running trans night, The Way Out Club, and am working on a book.

I'm also at:

- Instagram:
- GitHub:
- Web:
- Photo stuff:

18+ only pls! πŸ”ž

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One time I was stuck on the E.T. ride at Universal Studios with my Mom for like an hour when I was 12 and I'll write this story better some other time because zzzz......

420; eye contact 

Or if somebody wants to use the "suggest" functionality to add date filtering because honestly Observable is pretty easy to figure out, I'll happily merge it and love you 4evarrr??

Okay night all sorry I haven't updated the archive thingee yet, will try to do so soon! :heart_parrot:

i wish people would stop using lynnesbian-ebooks instead of mstdn-ebooks

it's a botched version of an outdated build of mstdn-ebooks that is hardcoded to tag me in all error messages and say "mistress lynnesbian, something has gone wrong"

Reminder that I am Mastodon's foremost agony aunt, please send me your relationship woes! :heart_parrot:

If you havin' girl problems I feel bad for ya ma'am

I got a CuriousCat, ask me questions goddamn

Once asked orb if they preferred MacKenzie or Mackenzie and they said the only correct capitalization is "mackenzie" because capital letters are bourgeois. I think about that every damn day.

DS9 poll: Do the Vorta fuck?

Okay how often do y'all think I wash my hair??

Gosh my hair feels nice when I wash it. Why don't I wash it more??

it's weird that in zootopia gazelle is obviously supposed to be Adele but she's voiced by Shakira

it's my mastoversary!!!

I promised mastodon logo nail art, and so shall you have

this was surprisingly difficult to do, but i think that's just because I overdid it. I didn't 𝘩𝘒𝘷𝘦 to try to do an isolated linear rainbow for the m, but I did anyway :blobcheer:

AND I managed to wash my hair! What a good night! 😁

Also, RxJS is really cool! I now know why all the functional programmers I know have an obsession with it that borders "fetish" πŸ˜‚

Holy hell, I might not actually be total deadweight on this project after all... πŸ˜…

Idea: Instead of arguing with people about how privacy is important - which it is, but they don't care or listen - tell them their data is worth money: more money than the "free services" they're getting in exchange.

Make it so they'll want to get paid for that data companies are taking away with actual currency. :owosneakythink:

This might help to throw a monkey wrench into the works more effectively than arguing about the importance of privacy with people who don't want or care to listen.

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This is the personal instance of Andi N. Fiziks. Love me or hate me it's still an obsession 😘