Rev. Andi N. Fiziks @andi@nuklear.family

i stand by my belief that a lot of internet culture is people on drugs trying to pretend they're not.

five years after mastodon ends i get a notification on discord 2. it's a pm from ponyboy_30000:

omg triz is that you? it's me, crublord69 from knzk! you totally called it, i'm trans and a brony now. anyway how's things?

i reply "haha hell yeah" and accept the friend request. i have no idea who they are. i close the chat window and yell out the screen door to my two terrible children, robitha and jeeeves, to come inside for dinner before the lava rains start. president reportoftheweek is on tv

theory vs. praxis

itd actually be the least ludicrous thing of the past few months if there was actually a hyper-formalized worldwide assassin's guild with byzantine rules operating in secrecy in the halls of the rich and powerful

hot shark hot shark

@vyr i tihnk you misunderstand the purpose of bikeshedding

@starwall @DeltaFlood @CornishRepublicanArmy @andi
Back of the envelope says yes.

Total output of the Oklo reactor was about 4.7e17J, assume that all went into boiling water at 40.65kJ/mol so it boiled 1e13mols =2e11kg water, or about 1.4e-10 times total amount of water on the planet.

You contain about 40l of water, so the same proportion would be about 6 micrograms of Oklo water in your body.

self agency Funko pop

fuck whales, all my homies hate whales

bullying the us army esports twitter is praxis

golf is like colonialism the sport

i randomly found this thing that i apparently made about @andi at one point in my "stuff" folder and idk, i think it's worth sharing again. even though i have no recollection of the context.

@andi "The SET-C report highlights how far the UK is trailing behind other countries in terms of policy implementation and wearing face coverings. In late April uptake in the UK was around 25%, compared to 83.4% in Italy, 65.8% in the United States and 63.8% in Spain. All countries, that like the UK, do not have an established culture of face mask wearing, but did have clearly mandated policies.""

edibles are for children, by the time you're about 10 or 11 you should really be smoking weed

Any tips on how to do deapthroat with people with long penises without hurting the throat ?

@andi bofa is not siddon, that's for sure