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Rev. Andi N. Fiziks  

I've created a collection on Observable with all of my Mastodon tools, in case you want them all in one place!! :heart_parrot:

beta.observablehq.com/collecti

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Rev. Andi N. Fiziks  

:heart_parrot: HELLO AGAIN!! :heart_parrot:

I've made a really simple tool for searching your outbox.json (Mastodon archive) file. It's all browser-based and all data stays on your computer β€” it's not uploaded to the cloud!

There's lots of room for additional features so feel free to suggest some! πŸ’š

beta.observablehq.com/@nuklear

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Rev. Andi N. Fiziks  

, tho I don't think I ever wrote an actual post on this instance; here we go.

Hiyeeeee~~~! πŸ’š I'm Andi, I'm a London-based enby computer-y person who does a lot of data viz and Star Trek shitposting. I do photo at London's longest-running trans night, The Way Out Club, and am working on a book.

I'm also at:

- Instagram: instagram.com/nuklearfiziks/
- GitHub: github.com/nuklearfiziks
- Web: nuklearfiziks.com
- Photo stuff: nuklear.photos

18+ only pls! πŸ”ž

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Rev. Andi N. Fiziks  

πŸ’š HELLO ALL! πŸ’š

I have made a visualiser! πŸŽ‰

Use it on any toot!

beta.observablehq.com/@nuklear

(cc: @starwall)

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Mental Tofu Haver  
i apologise for nothing
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Yeah fuck today, today can eat my ass, I'm going to bed.

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Christ this has gotten weird...

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xX_GamerKautsky_Xx  

sergeant dril (screaming right into a recruit's face): DOES IT LOOK LIKE I JSUT PISSED MYSELF. WELL DOES IT, MAGGOT

recruit: y-yes, sergeant

sergeant dril: NO . THESE ARE MOOD JEANS THAT CHANGE COLOR WHEN I AM SICK OF PUTTING UP WITH JOKERS SUCH AS YOUR SELF

recruit:

sergeant dril: ILL PUT YOU IN CONCRETE. ILL GIVE YOU TO THE LORD

recruit (barely holding back tears): yes sergeant

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xX_GamerKautsky_Xx  

sergeant dril: MY ASS IS MORBID. IF MY ASS WAS A PERSON IT WOULD HAVE A SMALL DICK

recruits: yes sir

sergeant dril: NEVER CALL ME 'SIR'. I DONT COME TO WHERE YOU WORK AND KNOCK THE DICK OUT OF OYUR MOUTH!! MOTHER FUCKER

recruits: yes sergeant

sergeant dril: I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE SNIPED IN THE NUTS THAN I AM RIGHT NOW

recruits: YES SERGEANT

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Benjamin Young Savage (ᐱᓐᒋᐱᓐ)  

she has something to show you

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phytonadione  

woman as vehicle of death in full metal jacket. let’s discuss

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Rev. Andi N. Fiziks  

My mom sent me an old photo today, from when I was 7. I wasn't sure how to respond initially, but she's been typing and then erasing her reply for about 15 minutes straight at this point, so Imma just say I think I nailed it.

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Unicode emoji proposal for yellow-y green hearts

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Maybe I should move to πŸ’›πŸ’› hmm

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Fyi I use green hearts because I like green, it's in no way a mental health thing please don't interpret it as such!! πŸ’šπŸ’š

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Rev. Andi N. Fiziks  

Today the Rev. Mx. Andi introduced the children to Infected Mushroom. Hallelujah.

open.spotify.com/track/61CurfV

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Trans health question about boobs, boosts welcome 

My girlfriend is 3.5 years into HRT and worried about her breast development, she's currently 70kg at 20% body fat and considering going up 24% body fat.

She's fairly tall (5'11"-ish) and enjoys wearing crop tops with low cut jeans, but is worried weight gain might effect her ability to do so. Her goal is to round out her breasts while maintaining figure.

Haaaaalp?

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God fucking damn, Google Now! If I wanted to read that article, I would have read it, instead of dismissing the notif when you re-raise it every 2 hours!

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Epsiloco  
Pffft
https://twitter.com/Senlong45/status/1089825076910780418
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Buttdial  

*Mastodon, laying out its finest, cleanest "Nothing valued is here" welcome mat for new arrivals*

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puffball: in higher demand  

using computers to hunt and kill nazis is a time honored tradition of gay culture, sir. It's part of my peoples' history.

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Eugen  

"How could I ever trust my Mastodon admin with my data? A large company like Twitter is more secure because they have proper procedures in place" A large company like Twitter:

reuters.com/article/us-twitter

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God, watching boring people discover weed for the first time really is tiring.

huffpost.com/entry/weed-sex-po

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Nicole  

Some awesome things about my native language, Tagalog, on #NonBinaryDay:
- No gendered pronouns ("siya" is for everyone)
- No distinction between gender for a lot of relationships ("kapatid" means sibling)
- No grammatically gendered nouns or articles ("ang")
- The common form of many nouns is neutral. ("doktor" isn't always a male doctor, it's just anyone who's a doctor)
- It's entirely possible (even common) to tell a story and not mention anyone's gender.

Gender is a construct. πŸ‡΅πŸ‡­

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