Rev. Andi N. Fiziks @andi@nuklear.family

If you havin' girl problems I feel bad for ya ma'am

I got a CuriousCat, ask me questions goddamn

https://curiouscat.me/nuklearfiziks

I've created a collection on Observable with all of my Mastodon tools, in case you want them all in one place!!

https://beta.observablehq.com/collection/@nuklearfiziks/mastodon-tools

HELLO AGAIN!!

I've made a really simple tool for searching your outbox.json (Mastodon archive) file. It's all browser-based and all data stays on your computer — it's not uploaded to the cloud!

There's lots of room for additional features so feel free to suggest some! 💚

https://beta.observablehq.com/@nuklearfiziks/mastodon-archive-tool

#reintroductions, tho I don't think I ever wrote an actual #introduction post on this instance; here we go.

Hiyeeeee~~~! 💚 I'm Andi, I'm a London-based enby computer-y person who does a lot of data viz and Star Trek shitposting. I do photo at London's longest-running trans night, The Way Out Club, and am working on a book.

I'm also at:

- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nuklearfiziks/
- GitHub: https://github.com/nuklearfiziks
- Web: http://www.nuklearfiziks.com
- Photo stuff: http://www.nuklear.photos

18+ only pls! 🔞

💚 HELLO ALL! 💚

I have made a #Hellthread visualiser! 🎉

Use it on any toot!

https://beta.observablehq.com/@nuklearfiziks/hellthread-visualiser

(cc: @starwall)

My idea for Tootz is basically to mash up my hellthread viewer with my archival tool, with better use of things like service workers to constantly update a local copy of all your toots. If there's enough demand I can do things like create a Windows/MacOS/Linux desktop app that wraps the web interface and provides a bit nicer user experience. It'll mainly be a desktop thing, there are enough Mastodon mobile apps already.

Oh cool, seems my DNS is now resolving now. The same form is available at https://tootz.app

I'm doing a more serious version of my archive tool and calling it "tootz". It'll probably have posting ability and be both a way to access your past toots while also trying a few novel new ways of reading content on the fediverse.

If you want to beta test it, please sign up here. It's always going to be open source but I want to have something worth showing first before releasing it and I want a group of testers to help me avoid some minefields

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScK6W-Ury6ddReQnr-_cdT38-Zm21x-3dFtI6PNukc_xdmtVw/viewform

I got a Brexit Party leaflet in the mail.
If I write:
"RETURN TO SENDER
Dear Farage and co:
Eat shit you stupid self-serving cynical asswipes"

...would that work?

I went from being in a good mood to being in a terrible mood within 5 minutes of talking about politics this evening.

Shit is so dire rn. We all need to talk about it, for sure. Particularly given the worst case scenarios from the polls rn are really really bad.

But please CW your UK politics discussions. Thank you.

Fuck me, last night was a real humdinger:

- The first girlfriend I had in highschool and I were running around a mall trying to avoid the cool kids
- At some point I ran into somebody who I realised was my fully-grown child I'd somehow abandoned as a baby (?!)
- Oh and also half my hair fell out into a big ol' ball

It's getting to a point where I'm realising "All this shit can't actually be happening, this is totally a dream," but alas I can't seem to go lucid yet. 😣

tl;dr I think I really need therapy, to get stoned, or both in equally large quantities.

Had another one where I got my abusive ex- pregnant and could feel myself shrinking into nothingness as the dream progressed. My mental state is at least nice enough to let me forget most of that one...

Or the one I had last night where I got into an argument with some woman in a queue, yet somehow ended up getting her number, but then being horrified she might realise I'm actually queer and polyam and very very femme? Oh also I somehow managed to lose my bag containing my work laptop in this one, just for added shits and giggles.

Or how about the one where it's like "Metal Gear: Solid" and I'm sneaking around trying to avoid detection, but instead of a soldiers in a military compound, it's literally *all* my relatives at some kind of social event...

"What, you smoke so much weed that you don't *dream*?? That's so *sad*!!", my friends tell me.

Looooool...

I'm getting some herb for the first time in a month this weekend, and lemme tell you, am I *ever* going to miss my frequent fucked up dreams where my mom is a 9ft tall gargoyle that terrorises me all night.