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How To Be An Influencer On Mastodon 

1. Find cute people
2. Tell them you love them
3. ?????????
4. This will not work if you're cismale

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Hey.
Hey @barrow
I love youuuuu~~~~~!!!!
:heart_parrot:

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What up @Mutiny ????
Psst. Hey. You......
Love youuuu~~~~~!!! :heart_parrot:

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*looks left*
*looks right*
Gawd, I think I'm in love with @streetvalkyrie@radical.town don't tell anyone.......... 😊

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Who the hell is @gdkar ????

Someone who I goddamn LOVE, *clearly*!!! :heart_parrot:

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Umm...
*Taps mic*
Is this thing on???
*takes deep breathe; screams*
@VyrCossont I GOSH DARN LOVE YOUUUU~~~~~!!!!

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Honeys, you know I love all of you

(HEYYYY @porsupah @mxsiege @doop @Eweish )

But I have a visa appointment at like 8:30 am and then I need to teach a 2h React workshop immediately after so,

Apologies if I don't get to all y'all and just pass out??? :heart_parrot:

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Omg I'm terrible, I totally forgot @eject, who I *absolutely totally love* :heart_parrot: :heart_parrot: :heart_parrot:

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Hey! @envgen !!!! Love youuuuuu~~~~!!! :heart_parrot:

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Hey @hummingrain !!! Love ya!!! :heart_parrot:

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Imma keep reboosting this until it hits a hundy y'all been warned!

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@andi @barrow *waves tiny Barrow fan club flag*

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@barrow Like we don't even have to state that of course I love @c0debabe :heart_parrot:

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@andi love you too sweetie

How To Be An Influencer On Mastodon 

@andi ✨ πŸ–€ ✨

( hi andi yer cool )

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@andi Andiγ€œ! the feeling is mutualγ€œγ€œ!! πŸ’–

hmm, i think i hear some influence off in the distance πŸ₯°

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@VyrCossont Omg it sounds like either thunder or Kylie Minogue, I honestly cannot tell!!!! :heart_parrot:

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influence gathers in a darkly glittering column, kicking up tiny dust devils which whirl in sympathy with its grand slow inspiral

the air tastes of metal and obscure spices

across the Fediverse, toots bend towards @andi, the center, the anchor, the namer of cuties

we can't get you out of our heads

How To Be An Influencer On Mastodon 

@VyrCossont Honestly????

It's more than I care to think about, I just...

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@VyrCossont @andi That wouldn't be amiss in a William Gibson novel.

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@lafnlab @VyrCossont Vyr is pretty much the greatdismal of Mastodon ngl....

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@andi @lafnlab omg, you can't just say stuff like that, it'll go straight to my head and i'll end up grinning all day ☺️

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@andi Darn it. Ear nibbling probably wouldn't help getting to sleep, would it.. :heart_pride:

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@porsupah Hehe 😊 :heart_parrot:

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@andi Hello you are amazing and you also need to get more sleep

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@doop Hehe 😘 thanks and yes.

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@andi

I figured that was my problem LOL

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@andi πŸ™ :blobmiou: πŸ’š

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@andi Step 4 is key haha

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@Shrigglepuss Love ya Shrigs!!!! :heart_parrot: :heart_parrot: :heart_parrot:

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@andi πŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’š

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