How To Be An Influencer On Mastodon 

1. Find cute people
2. Tell them you love them
3. ?????????
4. This will not work if you're cismale

How To Be An Influencer On Mastodon 

Umm...
*Taps mic*
Is this thing on???
*takes deep breathe; screams*
@VyrCossont I GOSH DARN LOVE YOUUUU~~~~~!!!!

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How To Be An Influencer On Mastodon 

@andi Andi〜! the feeling is mutual〜〜!! 💖

hmm, i think i hear some influence off in the distance 🥰

How To Be An Influencer On Mastodon 

@VyrCossont Omg it sounds like either thunder or Kylie Minogue, I honestly cannot tell!!!! :heart_parrot:

How To Be An Influencer On Mastodon 

influence gathers in a darkly glittering column, kicking up tiny dust devils which whirl in sympathy with its grand slow inspiral

the air tastes of metal and obscure spices

across the Fediverse, toots bend towards @andi, the center, the anchor, the namer of cuties

we can't get you out of our heads
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How To Be An Influencer On Mastodon 

@VyrCossont Honestly????

It's more than I care to think about, I just...

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This is the personal instance of Andi N. Fiziks. Love me or hate me it's still an obsession 😘