Selfie tonight's look (eye contact) 

Not feeling it so much tonight but whatever I look hot (kinda)

(Gosh that's blurry)

Selfie tonight's look (eye contact) 

That's a bit better...

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Gosh I actually managed to get some photos tonight lol

I'm tipsy and tired and imma go home and play some MTG Arena lol

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I think I invented a new drink tho β€” G&T with Beefeater Blood Orange, imma call it The Andi :heart_parrot:

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Night (alc mention, minor sexual assault, cismen are fucking terrible) 

Jesus fucking wept.

I need to go somewhere else on Saturdays.

One guy *literally bit my ass*.

Another guy followed me home and made sexual advances the entire time. I swear he's the asshole I blocked who kept calling me while I was at work.

Oh my fucking god am I just *done* rn.

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"Oh it's too bad you have a girlfriend, you know if you have your name on the lease you can kick her out...!"

"But, uh... I, uh, *like* my girlfriend? Whatever made you think I don't...?"

What, so I can hang around more shitheads like you? Fuck off and die.

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Night (alc mention, minor sexual assault, cismen are fucking terrible) 

Fuck it I'm having a pizza

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@andi I wonder about a little (good, eg Fever Tree) ginger ale too - I'm thinking the ginger would play well with the orange. =:9

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@porsupah Ooh definitely was having it with Fever Tree tonic. Love that stuff! :heart_parrot:

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@andi Mmmm, their elderflower tonic's an absolute delight with Martin Miller's, and their ginger ale (beer? I keep confusing the two; the slightly cloudy, white-ish one, rather than the pale copper) is just gorgeous.

Night (alc mention, minor sexual assault, cismen are fucking terrible) 

@andi What the *fuck?* Damn, might be time for you to consider some home-made pepper spray..

What *is* it that gets people acting this way?

>>>hughughug<<<

Night (alc mention, minor sexual assault, cismen are fucking terrible) 

@porsupah Thanks. πŸ’š Yeah, for reals...

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@andi fucking hell. Are you ok?

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@eject Yeah. I guess... πŸ’š

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@andi πŸ’š

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@eject My butt still hurts tho. But alas not where it's supposed to and not in a good way. πŸ˜…

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@andi cismen can't even hurt a butt right

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@eject RIGHT?!??

Same guy as before: "But you love giving blowjobs, right??"

Me: "Who the fuck actually *likes* giving blowjobs?"

Seriously my gag reflex is so bad but the only reason I do it is in the hope it might actually lead to sex. When a guy is like, "I just want a blowjob," it's like "Well good for you, why are we even still talking fuck off"

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@andi holy fuck I’m sorry, are you ok?

Night (alc mention, minor sexual assault, cismen are fucking terrible) 

@SelfsameSynonym Yes, no, sorta... I will be. Thanks for asking. πŸ’š

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