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ah learned that pedipalps are generally seen as what appear to be alleged extra legs on a spider, over ten. these are actually just massive leg sized balls filled with cum that it can shoot and run with.

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@root what the FUVK elle. wHAT THE FUCK RN?!!

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@pizza this guy explained that like it was not the most upsetting information to ever learn. but they can also apparently make casts out of their silk for themselves if they are injured.

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@root ok that's cool but wtf????!!! I want another leg that's just a single huge nut

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@pizza lmaoo like what i didn't know is that the male black widows, if they are fast enough, can leg nut and run and make it to nut again

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@andi @pizza it is really interesting to me how different animals can be seen as potentially similar in intelligence but have entirely different versions of reproductions and social relationships with their own species. like to the point that males had to evolve to be small, fast, and have quick nutting legs.

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@root @pizza Tbf most of the men I've met are small, fast and have quick nutting, uh, "legs".

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@root @pizza *Human* men, if that wasn't clear...

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@andi @root lmaooo but to be fair to them nutting fast is an evolutionary advantage, so who's to say if it's bad or not

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