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I've discovered somewhere that has a pair of neon green snakeskin 8" platform boots, in size 44, and dammit fam, am I *ever* tempted to drop £110 on them RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW

Fuck me sideways — 8" heels means I'd practically be 7' tall. 😳

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Me, towering over every man on Earth except Andre The Giant and Yao Ming: "𝐈 𝐀𝐌 𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐘"

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@andi yeah but when you're that tall, *they'll all listen*

source: wore platform heels that put me up past two meters like four times, am still high on the power to this day

@andi YOU would be able to pull it off. And they would be thankful for having been in your presence.

@aphyr It took me 48h to decide but I definitely bought them in the end 😊💚💚💚

They were expensive but I also cancelled my Economist subscription so am telling myself I got a new pair of boots, have less TERF-y magazines in my flat, and am *still* up £100.

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