I've discovered somewhere that has a pair of neon green snakeskin 8" platform boots, in size 44, and dammit fam, am I *ever* tempted to drop Β£110 on them RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW

Fuck me sideways β€” 8" heels means I'd practically be 7' tall. 😳

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Me, towering over every man on Earth except Andre The Giant and Yao Ming: "𝐈 π€πŒ ππ€ππ˜"

@andi yeah but when you're that tall, *they'll all listen*

source: wore platform heels that put me up past two meters like four times, am still high on the power to this day

@andi YOU would be able to pull it off. And they would be thankful for having been in your presence.

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