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Fuck Machine woes!! 

Fam, tonight I broke my fuck machine.

Literally broke the ram rod in half.

WITH MY ASS.

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I maintain that for the £60 it cost to get, I've honestly had better sex with that than 2/5 of men I've fucked BOOM SOB SOB SOB

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In case I manage to destroy it while replacing the main ram rod with something closer to what would be in a higher quality machine (with better adapters for toys that aren't clearly full of chemicals!), i'm just sayin' that it had a good run is all

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@andi You're too powerful! :blobcatsurprised:

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@andi ALL HAIL ANDI THE SLAYER

also that sucks, i'm sorry, hope it's an easy fix

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@andi well done :blob_laughing:

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@andi (hopefully it's easy to fix?)

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@eject It's the main ram rod, and it was made of plastic! What were they thinking?!

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@andi wasn't this the cheap one you got from wish?

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@eject ...Yes... 😅

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@andi is the rod removable? you could probably find some pvc pipe that can be fashioned into a replacement part

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@andi is that a fucking XLR on your fuck machine?

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@emberr Yes, it absolutely is 😂

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@emberr "Yo I need that dong turned up to 11!!"

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@andi thanks! I hate it!

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@andi oh I've been looking for an inexpensive machine, would you recommend the one you bought?

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@PsyChuan See two posts above where I detail breaking the main thrusting pole with my ass because it was made of plastic, lolll.

It's... almost worth it, I guess? Depends how gentle you are with it, and how hard up for dick you are... 🤷‍♀️

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@andi aye, but if it's just a matter of replacing the ramrod it'll be like £100 vs £500, surely. or would you just recommend i go for a more expensive option for better build quality?

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@PsyChuan Like, I think I used it a grand total of 6 times before it broke. The F-Machine Piccolo is like £400 so effectively 8x more, if you expect to use it more than 40 times in its lifetime you'd probably be well advised to get the better machine based just on build quality. The other advantage of the better machine is that the cheap one I have had very little torque, I could stall it just by clenching my ass a bit.

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@PsyChuan Oh also the cheap machine I got off Wish uses hilarious XLR adapter dildos that are all super low quality (I always put condoms on them, god knows what's in that plastic), better quality machines have quick-lock and vac-u-lock attachments so you can fix more and better-quality dildos to them.

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@andi Fair enough, thank you for the advice!

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