Desperate to be a smudge on the shoe of a gorgeous ~82' tall woman
@andi A Pornhub video but it's just shots of kaiju stepping on people.
@breakfastgolem @andi i wonder if this is a joke that you two don't realize is an actual thing, or if you're just both being horny on main :P
@monorail @breakfastgolem Oh I know for sure I'm *definitely* being horny on main here
@monorail @breakfastgolem *adds another counter to the "kinks I wouldn't know I have but for the grace of Mastodon" tally*
This is the personal instance of Andi N. Fiziks. Love me or hate me it's still an obsession 😘