Fuck Machine woes!! Show more
Fam, tonight I broke my fuck machine.
Literally broke the ram rod in half.
WITH MY ASS.
I maintain that for the £60 it cost to get, I've honestly had better sex with that than 2/5 of men I've fucked BOOM SOB SOB SOB
In case I manage to destroy it while replacing the main ram rod with something closer to what would be in a higher quality machine (with better adapters for toys that aren't clearly full of chemicals!), i'm just sayin' that it had a good run is all
Fixed it lol
@andi is that a fucking XLR on your fuck machine?
@emberr Yes, it absolutely is 😂
@emberr "Yo I need that dong turned up to 11!!"
@andi thanks! I hate it!
This is the personal instance of Andi N. Fiziks. Love me or hate me it's still an obsession 😘