Fuck Machine woes!! 

Fam, tonight I broke my fuck machine.

Literally broke the ram rod in half.

WITH MY ASS.

Fuck Machine woes!! 

I maintain that for the £60 it cost to get, I've honestly had better sex with that than 2/5 of men I've fucked BOOM SOB SOB SOB

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Fuck Machine woes!! 

In case I manage to destroy it while replacing the main ram rod with something closer to what would be in a higher quality machine (with better adapters for toys that aren't clearly full of chemicals!), i'm just sayin' that it had a good run is all

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Fuck Machine woes!! 

@andi is that a fucking XLR on your fuck machine?

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Fuck Machine woes!! 

@emberr Yes, it absolutely is 😂

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Fuck Machine woes!! 

@emberr "Yo I need that dong turned up to 11!!"

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This is the personal instance of Andi N. Fiziks. Love me or hate me it's still an obsession 😘