I feel so sorry for my decade-younger Polish girlfriend, I'll start randomly quoting awful mid-naughts Dadaist internet humour at her and then realise that she was like 4 when it came out.
Me, in faux French accent: "But I am le tired... Okay so have le nap, THEN FIRE ZEE MISSILES!"
Girlfriend: *blank expression*
Me, very Strongbad voice: "Uh... The system... Is down... The system... Is down..."
Girlfriend: *blank expression intensifies*
Me, desperate: "Here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little llama..."
Girlfriend: *she's already left the room at this point*
@andi how do you not know the llama song that thing was famous when I was in 2nd grade
@heartles In her defence, she's battling both my very specific and arcane sense of humour, which would be difficult to parse with a decade age gap even if she was from North America like me, but also growing up in Poland and not learning English until grade school.
@andi ah, fair enough
@heartles Also: EFF YEAH LLAMA SONG!! I have that entire thing memorised lolll
@andi you: "....CAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAARRRRLLLL!"
Her: "That is not my name, you know this"
@andi WTF ^^ mates?
@andi "A SNAKE, A SNAKE, OHHH NOOO IT'S A SNAAAAAAAKE"
@Garrison Ahh I remember telling my sister there's a surprise ending if you let it play for half an hour. Good times...!
@andi we left it playing all night in college once. the surprise was that the audio got out of sync.
@andi I suspect I've got email older than her. ^_^;
This is the personal instance of Andi N. Fiziks. Love me or hate me it's still an obsession 😘