Me, in faux French accent: "But I am le tired... Okay so have le nap, THEN FIRE ZEE MISSILES!"
Girlfriend: *blank expression*
Me, very Strongbad voice: "Uh... The system... Is down... The system... Is down..."
Girlfriend: *blank expression intensifies*
Me, desperate: "Here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little llama..."
Girlfriend: *she's already left the room at this point*
This is the personal instance of Andi N. Fiziks. Love me or hate me it's still an obsession 😘