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Okay, is there a term for when:

- you're on your back
- your legs are up and someone is ploughing your ass
- meanwhile, two people are sucking your nipples
- and somebody else is playing with your genitals?

Because if there isn't, somebody should come up with one.

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@andi "a good time"

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@panda_roux "Good" feels like extreme understatement.

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@andi "A good time" i believe is the term

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@clarjon1 Literally the second time this joke had been made in 3 responses total. 😂

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@andi i mean sounds like there's consensus in the community then!

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@clarjon1 I asked in a fet community WhatsApp group and got "A Fine Use Of A Sunday" which is really the same thing tbth. I don't think I've gotten this level of consensus on the internet about any one topic in recent memory.

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@andi Cerber-ass

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@andi I think when you have that many people involved it stops being a sex act more precise than a gangbang.

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@stolas No, hey now — the recipient receives nothing in the mouth (and is therefore not a gangbang), because frankly I'm not a monster.

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@andi "crew serviced weapon"

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@andi as others have said: it's obviously "a good time". you could call it "bragging on main" though :meowgiggle:

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@eject I've actually never had this happen to me*, thank you kindly!! 😜

*Yet.

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@andi i am shocked and not a little disappointed

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@eject @andi me too, and also a little horny

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@Garrison @eject It'll happen, I just need a good name for it first!! ☺️ How else will I post a T4MM ad on Craigslist otherwise?!

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@andi "The Full English Breakfast"

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@breakfastgolem You must by law make at least one crumpet joke if you do this position. Hey, I don't make the rules here.

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@andi it’s called the “paparazzi” because you are getting all the attention.

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@AudreyJune I LIKE IT 👏

(By "it" here I'm referring to both the name and also getting all the attention)

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@andi full service check-up

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@andi Full service special, or if you're a racing nerd you can probably come up with some kind of NASCAR/pit crew pun

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@andi i believe that's an "sp³" internationally or a "four-wheel drive" here in the US

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@andi "No shit, there I was..."

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@andi i call this one hell of a night
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