Almost want to become a findomme so I can get men to buy me absolutely bizarre shit from Cyberdog
Ridiculous shit from Cyberdog that I want men to buy for me if I become a findomme
This seems both comfortable *AND* fashionable -- all yours for only £40
https://www.cyberdog.net/collections/cyberlab/products/xxx-bullet-waist-coat
Ridiculous shit from Cyberdog that I want men to buy for me if I become a findomme
I kinda want this, you can cover your head with a laundry basket at will. For only £250! https://www.cyberdog.net/collections/cyberlab/products/cyberlab-cocoon-playsuit?variant=39275710087233
Ridiculous shit from Cyberdog that I want men to buy for me if I become a findomme
I know it looks like I'm making fun of Cyberdog here but I'd literally buy their entire store if I had enough money
Ridiculous shit from Cyberdog that I want men to buy for me if I become a findomme
Except this. Why is Kappa having a resurgence? Why did anyone ever like Kappa in the first place? Did anyone ever like Kappa? Has anyone ever liked Kappa? 
Ridiculous shit from Cyberdog that I want men to buy for me if I become a findomme
@breakfastgolem I thought she was the lady who owned the big mud flaps company, all the trucks where I grew up had Kappa mud flaps. I don't know why.
KawaiiPunk Ridiculous shit from Cyberdog that I want men to buy for me if I become a findomme
@andi Cyberdog is like simultaneously amazing and terrible at the same time
Ridiculous shit from Cyberdog that I want men to buy for me if I become a findomme
@kawaiipunk This is 100% it.
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@andi this stuff has a strong Back to the Future 2 vibe.
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@polychrome Innit tho
Ridiculous shit from Cyberdog that I want men to buy for me if I become a findomme
@andi probably not, but it was Omnipresent and that's all that's needed for nostalgia, i think. it reminds us of a Time
Ridiculous shit from Cyberdog that I want men to buy for me if I become a findomme
@monsterblue Is that it? Is it all just detached signifiers that lodge in our brain like a TV tuned to a dead channel &c., &c.?
Ridiculous shit from Cyberdog that I want men to buy for me if I become a findomme
@andi yes and no, i think-- echoes, fragments, but not entirely detached. if you were having a particularly awful time in your life when kappa was popular, maybe it would give a bad, slimy feeling rather than a fond one. for other people, it's more like an image that was popping up constantly around times when they *were* happy. either way, none of these things are detached-- they work *because* they're swirled in with so many other memories, like how a piece of background music can evoke the movie moment it accompanied
Ridiculous shit from Cyberdog that I want men to buy for me if I become a findomme
@andi what is kappa
also is she single and does she like sad fat nerds