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I'm so bad at talking to boys when they start getting horny oh my god 😓

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"Aw yeah you're super cute, just wanna do sexy things to you aw yeah"

"Oh look it's late night night"

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@andi you’re so fucking valid. i just wanna oh tell you what a good girl u are and pat u on the head.
m the things i wanna do to u girl; i wanna compliment you on your excellent taste in clothes.

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@andi ohh girl. the function you wrote for finding the nearest neighbor object in graph-nav.rb was sublime girl

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@andi this would probably be more effective flirting if i actually read your github profile.
github is a t4t dating site now. i said it

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@andi oh no what have I done.
“pull request” in this context is just no

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@andi to be honest i’d probably fall apart if a guy started talking to me like that. i’d be like hahahhahaha kthx i gotta go now bye

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@bri_seven 😂 Okay but that's totally my point from OP, if it's another femme it's sweet and endearing and I'm likely to reciprocate; if it's a guy (even one I've talked to a bit and made out with) I'm very much like "Oh god I so don't have energy for this"

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@andi all the more reason to build the X mansion for trans people. we’ll do like fuckin traiiining

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@andi actually let me temper that, a trans refuge probably shouldn’t have fuck training.
but like, there’s no reason it couldn’t do finishing school stuff

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