There's nothing that makes me yawn harder than a fancy dress party
@andi Slutty one? You need to be more specific.
@aleph3eard "Uhhh *shifty eyes* the slutty, uhh tall one with long hair??"
@andi but i like the fancy dresses
@bri_seven "Fancy dress" is British for "cheaply costumed", I have no problem with dresses that are fancy!
@andi oh wow, okay. what’s british for tasteless chavs?
@bri_seven Arsenal are in it this year for sure
@andi btw i heard you and cheryl have been brunching and gossiping about me behind my back! how is she? was a bit worried about her for a bit
@bri_seven Is this earnest or continuing the previous conversation because I'll have you know that I am *wracking* my brain for Cheryls I might have met recently.
@andi in earnest! ok hum, maybe she uses a different name irl
@bri_seven Tbth I'd probably say Hotspurs, I used live up Bruce Grove tho innit
Most underrated toot this year ngl
Worse is when it's a fancy dress fetish party.
"Ooh which Greek goddess are you cosplaying as??"
"Uhhh the slutty one??" 🤷🏼♀️