Ms Andi N. Fiziks, Space Pope @andi@nuklear.family

Sophie: "At least it's like unicorn vomit??"

@J These are really gorgeous 💙❤️💙❤️

Yeah so what was already a legendarily shit day has just gotten exponentially worse. I'm just going to log off so I don't bring y'all down. 'Night...

Today is thus far *the worst* 😢

1. Boss wanted me at work early, for no discernible reason
2. Spent all day thus far fixing bullshit code that should really not be my problem
3. Boss decided to shitcan the one interesting feature I was pushing for the current project
4. I just chipped a tooth
5. I'm cold and I hate everything

@eject

@kaniini What why?? SPARQL is *so* nice 'n' easy to write...

@eject Honestly I masturbated after posting all this last night and felt infinitely better. I think I was just hornt. 😅

@gazelle WTF it's mid-January, they're just being gauche at this point.

@jizzwitch 💚

I also have zero sex drive rn. 😭

This was not the year to stop smoking...

Ungghh I've gained like six kg and just want to eat all the time fuck I just want a cigarette... 😭

@porsupah On the bright side, watching the slow motion extinction of the Conservative Party is kinda fun to watch??

@eject Only direction I punch, darling. 😘

@loki Earl Grey mainly 💚

@eject Like, I now know why people like Corbyn! I now know why people voted for Brexit!

It's because the UK political class is comprised of shitgrinning bastards who could give two fucks about their constituents, even *I* feel like punching upwards at this point. Fuck 'em all.

@Zoe 💚💚💚 Thank you.

Goddammit, we'll get through this epically stupid era of history, really we will, but fuuuuuuck...