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@Mainebot An *EGG* in this economy??!!

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@breakfastgolem @sexybenfranklin Ohhh shiiiiii.......

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@sexybenfranklin @breakfastgolem Not saying I'm any scholar of gnostic lore, hurr hurr, but I _believe_ you're thinking of DINNER golem 20XX....

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@breakfastgolem @sexybenfranklin 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️ THANK YOU; ALSO, I UNDERSTAND 🙇🏼‍♀️🙇🏼‍♀️🙇🏼‍♀️

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@breakfastgolem @sexybenfranklin OMGG IT'S A COMPLIMENT I'M SAYING YOU'RE WISE BEYOND YOUR YEARS

ALSO YOU ACT OLD

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@sexybenfranklin @breakfastgolem Like previous to tonight a "Conservative Guess" would've been about 160....... 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Breakfast Golem 20XX  

Outed as ancient by @andi

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@breakfastgolem 400 got it :thumb_up_party:

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@breakfastgolem IF YOU'RE YOUNGER THAN TWENTY I'M SORRY BUT ALSO VERY VERY NOT SORRY

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Breakfast Golem 20XX  

@andi True artists get mangled in a wreck for their craft. (nods)

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@breakfastgolem

Here lieth Breakfast Golem
19x-2020

"ART"

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@breakfastgolem Me, runs up to the smouldering wreckage, not offering assistance, only validation:

**AAAAAAAARRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTT*****

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Breakfast Golem 20XX  

@andi (the rollerskate has a high center of gravity and immediately tips over as I try to take a turn at 70MPH; I am thrown out instantly and I barrel through the plate-glass window of a Starbucks) ART

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Rev. Andi N. Fiziks  

I learned something today:

add corned beef to shit ramen and it's really good

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@breakfastgolem *shakes fist as you roll away*

"DAMN YOUUUU!!!! ... but, like, cool whip holmes...."

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@breakfastgolem Wait how was that performance art?? I get a call from the bank twice a day asking about that business loan, Brekkie.

What the fuck, Brekkie...???

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@breakfastgolem *sobs* BUT I'M REALLY NOT VERY FUNNYYYYYYYY 😭

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Everyone: Oh I liked Andi's toots when she was still cool and underground..
Me: 🤨🤨🤨

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@breakfastgolem You're exempted from my next toot

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@breakfastgolem *opens six mouths and emits the song that ends the world*

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