@sexybenfranklin @breakfastgolem Not saying I'm any scholar of gnostic lore, hurr hurr, but I _believe_ you're thinking of DINNER golem 20XX....

@breakfastgolem @sexybenfranklin πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ THANK YOU; ALSO, I UNDERSTAND πŸ™‡πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ™‡πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ™‡πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

@breakfastgolem @sexybenfranklin OMGG IT'S A COMPLIMENT I'M SAYING YOU'RE WISE BEYOND YOUR YEARS

ALSO YOU ACT OLD

@sexybenfranklin @breakfastgolem Like previous to tonight a "Conservative Guess" would've been about 160....... πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

@breakfastgolem IF YOU'RE YOUNGER THAN TWENTY I'M SORRY BUT ALSO VERY VERY NOT SORRY

@andi True artists get mangled in a wreck for their craft. (nods)

@breakfastgolem Me, runs up to the smouldering wreckage, not offering assistance, only validation:

**AAAAAAAARRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTT*****

@andi (the rollerskate has a high center of gravity and immediately tips over as I try to take a turn at 70MPH; I am thrown out instantly and I barrel through the plate-glass window of a Starbucks) ART

I learned something today:

add corned beef to shit ramen and it's really good

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@breakfastgolem *shakes fist as you roll away*

"DAMN YOUUUU!!!! ... but, like, cool whip holmes...."

@breakfastgolem Wait how was that performance art?? I get a call from the bank twice a day asking about that business loan, Brekkie.

What the fuck, Brekkie...???

Everyone: Oh I liked Andi's toots when she was still cool and underground..
Me: 🀨🀨🀨

@breakfastgolem *opens six mouths and emits the song that ends the world*

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