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Would you enjoy differently-sized headings, blockquotes, code blocks, bullet point lists and other rich text features in toots on your home feed?

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disabling safety controls so that i can turn the gay up to dangerous levels

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@helldude @J That looks like a chiropractor visit waiting to happen

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Everybody calls their hills "rolling". Done before. Show me some falling hills. Lamenting hills.

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All right, is everybody ready to get disappointed?
*crowd cheers*
I said, IS EVERYBODY READY TO GET DISAPPOINTED?
*crowd roars*

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me, explaining mastodon: so you know how people post terrible garbage? its like that but you have the option not to see it, but you still choose to see it anyways because you have no self control

Like on one hand I should totally get to the office early because reasons, but on the other hand dem Thrones...

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intergalactic customs agent: *reading my interstellar passport* "Ah, humans. A horny, and warlike race."

Me: [wearing nothing but lingerie and ray-guns under my trench coat] *laughs nervously*

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@vantablack Ahh, Sundays. If it makes you feel any better, I haven't gotten much done either. 😊

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standing outside the unicode consortium, legs crossed, silent, nude. the words "MORE CAT EMOTIONS" painted all over my body like mr cool ice.

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starting a petition to put the nipples back on the bat suit

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