OH, AND UNRELATEDLY:

I saw two catgirls earlier today, *in Bank* of all places! BANK!! 🤯

@andi It’s the transition between reigns, innit. A time of strange omens, of uncanny phenomena. Two-headed calves, unsettling weather, catgirls at Bank

OH, AND UNRELATEDLY:

I saw two catgirls earlier today, *in Bank* of all places! BANK!! 🤯

hope everyone's ready for another solid week of state-mandated crywanking. stay hydrated and for god's sake pace yourselves

so how do they chose the new queen?

Thinking I might stream Melodics on Twitch tonight for a bit

Seriously tho I want someone to fuck me to Cbat so badly it's unreal

slutty selfies (eye contact, fet clothing) 

@eject aw I'm blushing ☺️💚

re: slutty selfies (eye contact, fet clothing) 

@Garrison ☺️💚

slutty selfies (eye contact, fet clothing) 

Will probably delete and repost on Fetish Church in a bit, I think this is a little too much skin for the very professional, respectable woman I am these days.

re: kinda hilarious unintentional misgendering from my aunt 

@Garrison Oh absolutely. 😊

kinda hilarious unintentional misgendering from my aunt 

Actually I think that was more her intention, "give the bigger plate to Andi, she's a growing [girl]", but the actual quote was "Give the bigger one to Andi, she's a boy" which is even worse and therefore even funnier to me?

Like, imagine being a respectful relative of someone who just came out and suddenly you accidentally say that, like oh my god, nightmare material! My poor aunt, I'd die! 🙈

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kinda hilarious unintentional misgendering from my aunt 

My aunt, who's been really lovely this whole time and has tried to engage me on a few topics and has been extremely good with using my name and pronouns but is having to use really rusty English skills (she's German), instructing my cousin while passing out icecream:

"Here, give this one to Andi, she's a big boy."

The look of just absolute horror when she realised what she'd done, oh my god, I just wanted to hug her, bless!!! 😂

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another unintentional double en tendre from my mom 

My mom to me, before I've had my first coffee of the day: "I'm doing some errands with your father, we're (doing something I didn't catch because I was half asleep) and then we're picking up some hoes."

Me: "...You're doing what?"

Mom: "We're picking up some hoes."

Me, visibly shocked: "???"

Mom: "Yeah, we need about 100 feet."

Me, realising she's saying 'hose': "OHHHH. Yeah, that's a lot of hose. There's some hose in this house!"

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double en tendre 

@eject "Yes mom I would like a hotdog."

double en tendre 

@breakfastgolem Stay strong comrade, they will go away soon enough 💚

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