Rev. Andi N. Fiziks @andi@nuklear.family

If you havin' girl problems I feel bad for ya ma'am

I got a CuriousCat, ask me questions goddamn

https://curiouscat.me/nuklearfiziks

Curious Cat user (anonymous) asks: Dear Auntie Fiziks

I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. Can you teach me how to use a wetstone?

My answer: Anon, I've heard your call, so have queried my good friend Jenny, who works in a metal shop and is the single baddest bitch I know. Will post a response to this answer once Jenny gets back to me. 💚

https://curiouscat.me/nuklearfiziks/post/934708589

Girls come to me for both relationship and metalworking advice

https://curiouscat.me/nuklearfiziks/post/934708589

Curious Cat user (anonymous) asks: What is your favorite fruit?

My answer: That of The Loom.

https://curiouscat.me/nuklearfiziks/post/934835507

@doop Gosh, definitely.

On one hand, I can point to a raft of evidence that indicates stoned driving is marginally better than drunk driving, for whatever that's worth, but on the other hand, like, you're stationary in traffic in London half the time, it's just asking for trouble.

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@homosexualdalecoopers 'Sup Anthony!

@Jessicacrets

Curious Cat user (anonymous) asks: i got too many toes

My answer: How do you define "too many"? Why do you feel that way towards how many toes you have? For all intents and purposes your extra toes might be beautiful AF and it's merely a normative belief in terms of how many toes one "ought" to have that leads to your current state of podmisia. 💚

https://curiouscat.me/nuklearfiziks/post/934527205

Curious Cat user (anonymous) asks: Are you afraid of loneliness?

My answer: Nah.

https://curiouscat.me/nuklearfiziks/post/934532765

How to meme, 2019 edition:

1. Add literally any string to the string "I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed"
2. There is no step 2.

Reminder that I am Mastodon's foremost agony aunt, please send me your relationship woes!

https://curiouscat.me/nuklearfiziks

Curious Cat user (anonymous) asks: There's this cute girl that i wanna ask out but she's got like 3 girlfriends already. Should i ask her out anyways or should i just be content with friendship?

(Asking for a friend)

My answer: Well like if she's poly you miss every pitch you don't swing for??? 💚💚

https://curiouscat.me/nuklearfiziks/post/931537337