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@leonthotsky ๐Ÿ‘ give ๐Ÿ‘ Cujo ๐Ÿ‘ her ๐Ÿ‘ own ๐Ÿ‘ account

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if you don't finish eating the football by halftime the coach will call you ugly and says he laughs at you but like, unconsciously

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๐ŸŽถ Mmwhatcha sayyy?
๐ŸŽถThat it's all for the best
๐ŸŽถOf course it is. . .
๐ŸŽถMmwhatcha sayyy?
๐ŸŽถThat it's just what we need
๐ŸŽถYou decided this. . .

๐Ÿ˜” ๐Ÿ˜• ๐Ÿ˜ข ๐Ÿ˜” ๐Ÿ˜• ๐Ÿ˜ข

Oh cool now that Pepsi's gone I can totally corner the market on dad jokes

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Cleaning out my vacuum filter, it's like:
90% hair ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿผ
10% glitter โœจ

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Satan, who only speaks Spanish for some reason and is trying to learn English: ยฟCรณmo se dice "hoy no" en inglรฉs?

Me: "Not today", Satan.

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๐Ÿšจ ๐Ÿšจ IMPORTANT POLL ๐Ÿšจ ๐Ÿšจ

Which one is more Seapunk:

- fav for Frasier

- boost for Niles

RTs โ‰  endorsements

Boosts totally are tho

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"AWW I WAS READING THAT"

~ me, any time someone delete-redrafts a post

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EVERYONE ELSE: posting baby pictures on facebook, replying with smile and heart emojis

MASTODON: posting pictures of jizz on a tea kettle, replying with fake cockney accents about 'ow mad yer mum's gonna be, m8.

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Being antifa means being able to spell fascism correctly the first time, every time

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When you post lewds of your butt itโ€™s a glute toot

Eeee I'm probs getting my ears pierced next week!!!! So excited!! ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š

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i'm pretty sure i'm really excited for cyber monday, might just have to check it means what i think it does though

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ใ€๏ฝ–๏ฝ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ•๏ฝ…โ–‘๏ฝ–๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝƒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŒโ–‘๏ฝ†๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝโ–‘๏ฝ‡๏ฝ‰๏ฝ’๏ฝŒใ€‘

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This is the personal instance of Andi N. Fiziks. Love me or hate me it's still an obsession ๐Ÿ˜˜