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@leonthotsky ๐Ÿ‘ give ๐Ÿ‘ Cujo ๐Ÿ‘ her ๐Ÿ‘ own ๐Ÿ‘ account

if you don't finish eating the football by halftime the coach will call you ugly and says he laughs at you but like, unconsciously

๐ŸŽถ Mmwhatcha sayyy?
๐ŸŽถThat it's all for the best
๐ŸŽถOf course it is. . .
๐ŸŽถMmwhatcha sayyy?
๐ŸŽถThat it's just what we need
๐ŸŽถYou decided this. . .

๐Ÿ˜” ๐Ÿ˜• ๐Ÿ˜ข ๐Ÿ˜” ๐Ÿ˜• ๐Ÿ˜ข

Oh cool now that Pepsi's gone I can totally corner the market on dad jokes

The assassination of @Pepsi@radical.town by the coward @nuttgodd

Cleaning out my vacuum filter, it's like:
90% hair ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿผ
10% glitter โœจ

tiny crab friend among a tangle of debris and periwinkle snails

underwater pics i took during my trip, seaweeds and barnacles ๐Ÿ’•

Satan, who only speaks Spanish for some reason and is trying to learn English: ยฟCรณmo se dice "hoy no" en inglรฉs?

Me: "Not today", Satan.

๐Ÿšจ ๐Ÿšจ IMPORTANT POLL ๐Ÿšจ ๐Ÿšจ

Which one is more Seapunk:

- fav for Frasier

- boost for Niles

RTs โ‰  endorsements

Boosts totally are tho

let's stop microblogging and go out into nature

"AWW I WAS READING THAT"

~ me, any time someone delete-redrafts a post

EVERYONE ELSE: posting baby pictures on facebook, replying with smile and heart emojis

MASTODON: posting pictures of jizz on a tea kettle, replying with fake cockney accents about 'ow mad yer mum's gonna be, m8.

Being antifa means being able to spell fascism correctly the first time, every time

hey guys, welcome to my video, im your lord and savior Jesus Christ. in this video im gonna show u how to 360 nonscope someone in Fortnite

When you post lewds of your butt itโ€™s a glute toot

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Nuklear Fam

This is the personal instance of Andi N. Fiziks. Love me or hate me it's still an obsession ๐Ÿ˜˜