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*but it's cool if you still find me entertaining nonetheless

For future reference:

IYDGMRYNMA: If You Don't Get My References You're Not My Audience

Yeah I'm not sure about that takeaway, Vice. The biggest node on the Mastodon network is actually my ass

Pixel 3 is definitely blooping a solid 300ms faster than my Moto G5s, glad I made the investment.

Wow my phone is actually faster than my broadband this is a new development...

Oh my god I have two phones on Mastodon rn and the echo effect of the bloop is hilarious

The "Can Andi's new flagship phone deal with her two user account bullshit" Challenge


If using Dungeons & Dragons alignments, which would Peppermint Butler from Adventure Time be??

(Please CW spoilers; I'm at like s05e30 in my watching of it πŸ’š)

@witchfynder_finder @andi @selontheweb me accidentally doing a verse from all about the pentiums at karaoke when I know the lyrics to both versions

@andi @selontheweb Literally Don McLean, the singer of American Pie, has trouble not singing the Weird Al Star Wars cover in concert


@andi @selontheweb MST3K and homestar runner fucking ruined me for this. I don't need to know a reference to a tire shop commercial from Minneapolis in the 70s but I do and it was formative

hello website owner

fun fact

the GDPR applies to EU citizens, not EU residents

you can't violate the GDPR just because a user's IP address isn't in the EU

*extremely Dashboard confessional voice*
I am
I am hell thread, I am booed
I am hornt, I swear I’m hornt
I swear I boosted all the lewds
and I am BLOCKED
But I am cleaning up so well
I am tooting on here now
The things you swore to boost yourself

choose your own adventure #1, directed at reader 

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Nuklear Family

This is the personal instance of Andi N. Fiziks. Love me or hate me it's still an obsession 😘