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For some reason I thought House Of Pain was from Boston but learning they're from LA feels like it cheapens the whole experience ngl

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First Nation peoples and Canadian allies who are blocking the rail systems, this is how you make the settler state tremble. You are costing them upwards of billions.

Keep fucking fighting.

#wetsuwetenstrong

DAMNIT WHY HAVE I NOT MARRIED ANYONE YET IM A TERRIBLE REVEREND

(if you want me to officiate your wedding hmu :heart_parrot: )

@andi Is there chocolate of course there is chocolate. (dumps 80,000 Oreos on the floor follow by even more chocolate chip cookies) We're in the end game now.

@HTHR Have for years now...

Got ordained in this state just to perform gay marriages to piss off the locals.

PROTIP: GET LEGALLY ORDAINED SO WHEN FORMS ASK FOR YOUR TITLE INSTEAD OF THE USUAL "MR/MRS" BULLSHIT YOU CAN PUT DOWN "REVEREND"

@andi (throws cookies at you) get off the stage and help me eat all these dang cookies!

When I eat "Hit" biscuits I put literally the entire thing in my mouth because if I try to take a bite out of it literally my entire living room will be covered in crumbs

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God kids these days don't even know about finger (port 79)

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Rev. Andi N. Fiziks's choices:

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This is the personal instance of Andi N. Fiziks. Love me or hate me it's still an obsession 😘