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Okay I did the important work shit, do I get to play videogames now?!?!

(Possibly) me, in 2019: "Gosh, I wish Boomers would be able to empathise about economic hardship and alienation like us millennials, and literally every other generation do..."

*monkey's paw curls*

@velexiraptor People are tooting at you to do your laundry, and while I personally cannot comment because I had so much strewn about the floor that my partner got tired and just shoved it beneath the bed whilst I was away, you should probably do yours because it really does pile up and then it sucks to have to sequence washing it, and then you have a huge bunch of sorting/hanging stuff up/etc. to do, and yeah, it's just not any fun if it gets out of hand. So, yeah, you should probably do that.

O' Lord, please grant me patience, for I did not expect to have to be around another person this long, and I may yet murder her if she doesn't stop pissing me off like she has and continues to do.

Amen. πŸ™

WHATS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR THREAD??? POST BELOW (IF YOU CANT DECIDE PICK YOUR TOP 3)

PS: NO GEEKY β€œWHITE/BLACK ISNT TECHNICALLY A COLOR” ETC CRAP

for me:

1) blue
2) purple
3) black

boost this and ill continuing being mastodon's favorite bad bitch chaos enby with a heart of gold

nsfw ment, dreams, this is the funniest thing my brain has ever come up with 

To My Terrible, Germaphobic Ex-Girlfriend:

Okay, so maybe you were right about *some* of the things...

covid food 

covid food 

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hypnokink 

@andi Also also also also also Scooter: actually serious cover of Summer Wine for some reason.

@andi Also also also Scooter: "I'm the marvelous mate Dave, that's my name!" (It isn't)

Scooter: Don't take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Also Scooter: OI, OI, OI, FUCKING OI

re: misogyny, objectification 

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Rev. Andi N. Fiziks's choices:

Nuklear Family

This is the personal instance of Andi N. Fiziks. Love me or hate me it's still an obsession 😘