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Fuck Machine woes!! 

I maintain that for the Β£60 it cost to get, I've honestly had better sex with that than 2/5 of men I've fucked BOOM SOB SOB SOB

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Fuck Machine woes!! 

@andi You're too powerful! :blobcatsurprised:

I sigh deeply whenever I see a photo of Eva Lux because honestly the word "femmegoals" doesn't begin to adequately describe her :heart_parrot: :heart_parrot: :heart_parrot:

Fuck Machine woes!! 

Fam, tonight I broke my fuck machine.

Literally broke the ram rod in half.

WITH MY ASS.

Selfie, eye contact 

Ugh my hairline is so bad... This is why I don't take photos with my hair up lol

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Selfie, eye contact 

Well, at least my makeup sort of worked out today

Is there anything more ominous than entering a code and then suddenly seeing both that you're part of something bigger, but also that you can see exactly where you are in this broader strategy you hitherto had no conception of??

It's like, elder gods are making moves β€” prepare for rain.

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The hilarious thing is that even in the unlikely event one of them sees this post, the game is still totally indeterminate and exciting! Yes, I have no idea what I'm doing!!? But I promise I'll do something hilarious and fun with this idea???

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I still don't know what to do at that point but whatever it's months away. In the meantime I've caused a tonne of drama over an incomplete Β£1 chess set I got and was too lazy to return. This might be my best all-time idea, no lie.

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At some point I'll "leak" a URL to some web interface. People can enter their code and see their place on a chess board. OH MY GOD, WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN??? 😱😱😱

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I have, what? Like a dozen non-pawn pieces I can give out?? All these folks are part of the fet scene, I'll just leave random pawns with secret codes around parties in the hopes people find them...

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A few intensely wonderful women gave me gifts randomly at a picnic I organised last weekend and one of them is hosting a BBQ tomorrow and honestly I so need to find something to reciprocate, but I've been in my flat working all week, soooo thinking I'll just give them each a random chess piece from an incomplete set I bought the other week with some code written in UV nail polish and then subtly pretend that I'm creating some sort of LARP thing, that in reality I'll totally improvise over time..

people might be like "well he's probably not too sad hes still a rich old asshole" but i promise you this is all relative to them. he's not meditating under a waterfall coming to terms with the beauty of life. he's probably pissed off and depressed. and it rules.

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laughing at how much it must suck to be jeff sessions. quit your job as senator to join the white house then get absolutely kicked on your ass and called a bitch by the guy you pledged your immortal soul to. try to get your senate job back only to lose to a football coach.

I wrote a thing on my (mostly tired) feelings about #InternationalNonbinaryDay (and other queer days of visibility). I'd love for a lot of people to read it. zigg.com/2020/the-drain-of-sel

garf get outta my house i dont even know who hegel is please i will not give you the wifi password

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garf is a monster and we were almost free of them but like a tulpa we wished them back in to existence so they could fiddle with our ears before gently whispering "now is the time for a dialectic."

Lol I filled in after a DJ disappeared during a set at a Zoom party this weekend, here's 45 minutes of that. I might have been a bit off my head, apologies if it's terrible!!!

mixcloud.com/nuklearfiziks/i-f

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Nuklear Family

This is the personal instance of Andi N. Fiziks. Love me or hate me it's still an obsession 😘